WHY WON'T THE AUSTRIANS DANCE
Well I drove into Vienna on a hot summer night
And I stopped in a bar for a beer and a bite.
There was a band that was blowin’ a hot funky groove
But the people in the place, they didn’t even move
And you know what I said??
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I said come on , come on , come on
you gotta give it a chance
I said why, tell me why, tell me why
Won’t the Austrians dance dance dance dance dance?
Well just as I was gettin ready to split
Some chick got up and started doin the twist
I grabbed that girl and we went to work
We did the Fly, Watusi, The Frug and The Jerk
And you know what SHE said??
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
Her boyfriend got up and he came out on the floor
He grabbed me by the collar
and he threw me out the door
Everybody had a laugh and started having some fun
And they danced all night til the risin’ of the sun
And you know what THEY said??
WHAT DID THEY SAY?